Friday, November 16, 2012

Carcancha Confundida

¡ATENCION! ¡ATENCION! If this is your car, I want to marry you.  If you know whose car this is, tell them I want to marry them.  If you know how to look up license plates and invade people's privacy, you need to hook a naca up ASAP.

I call this photograph "La Naquez Personified."


World's Best 1997 Lexus ES350 Toyota Corolla

Here, let me zoom in for you.


Please note that I didn't blur out the license plate, just in case there's more than one more naco out there who did this to their car.  Also, before you ask, yes, this photo was taken on my way to the Citadel Outlets in Commerce.  ¿Y qué?  Why would I go to a fancy Old Navy and buy shirts for $9?  ¡Yo no soy Carlos Eslim!  Por eso voy al Ol Neybi tianguis y salgo con tres playeras por siete pesos.

And in honor of sweet rides...


Esta nalgona will always hold a special place in my heart, just as her purple jumpsuit holds a special place in my closet.  Serio pedo.

Hasta mañana.