¿Qué mamadas quiere decir eso? Allow me to translate.
Ciao quiere decir "¡Quihúbole, guey!" Aunque se oye medio jotito, es lo normal allá.
Mi chiamo LA Naca means "my name is LA Naca." Simple enough.
Io sono caffona was probably the most used term on my cursillo. It means "I am naca." Serio pedo.
Although Italia is about 7,000 miles away from NacoLAndia and The Greatest Country In The World, there were still a lot of recuerdos of home all over the Roman Empire.
De Jalisco a Venezia, embarrando el mundo con nacadas es lo que hago. |
Just hearing those heliumed Spaniards makes me want to drive to Anaheim and PPP it up at Xalos Bar where every night is a tamborazo and every night is an unofficial La Chica Más Fea contest.
Anyguey, after Venice, I took the Italian equivalent of La Flecha Amarilla to Pisa where I found myself at a tianguis.
Turns out, souvenirs that no one wants are available in every country. |
Italian version of the Cerritos Swap Meet. |
Igual de groceros que mis paisas. |
That's right. I walked into an Italian restaurant and the waiter put Tabasco sauce in front of me to put on my pizza. This has never happened to me in all the years I've eaten at Chuck E. Cheese or any of the other fine Italian restaurants in NacoLAndia, so I don't know why they would offer it to me here.
In ether case, I say to the mesero...gracias, joven.
Hasta mañana.
NICE WORK!!!
ReplyDeleteTOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!!
for realz though - you have a lot of catching up to do, homie!
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